A debilitating stroke, leaving him unable to make any word salad, immobilized fingers so he can’t tweet, and a constant flow of feces into his monogrammed Depends™️. Pastor Johnson will minister to him, as any follower of Jesus Christ is wont to do. When he finally expires at the age of 89, his namesake will have preceded him by a few years as the cocaine will have destroyed his nasal septum and cerebral meningitis will crawl right in. Eric will be reunited with his father, Gary Busey, and their sister will move to Qatar without Slenderman in tow. A man can dream, can’t he?
Whatever it is, hope it isn’t terribly merciful
A debilitating stroke, leaving him unable to make any word salad, immobilized fingers so he can’t tweet, and a constant flow of feces into his monogrammed Depends™️. Pastor Johnson will minister to him, as any follower of Jesus Christ is wont to do. When he finally expires at the age of 89, his namesake will have preceded him by a few years as the cocaine will have destroyed his nasal septum and cerebral meningitis will crawl right in. Eric will be reunited with his father, Gary Busey, and their sister will move to Qatar without Slenderman in tow. A man can dream, can’t he?
Wow! Hopefully sooner …
🤣🤣🤣 That is absolutely brilliant!!! What a lovely picture! I’m going to enjoy hoping for that!