🙄 Donald Sells the Suit Off his Back

THIS is how desperate he is.

The Emperor Has No Clothes… I’m so sorry

PATHETIC: Donald sells tiny pieces of the suit he wore in the Georgia mugshot to raise funds for his legal bills. It won’t save him. Read on.👇

While I know my uncle is a clown, I swear to you I thought this was a joke when I first heard it. But it’s true:

Donald, in his latest pathetic Truth Social post, announced the release of the “MUGSHOT EDITION” (sigh) of his “TRUMP DIGITAL TRADING CARDS.” Anyone who buys all 47 of the complete set will include a piece of the suit he wore for his mugshot photo. "Don’t wait, they’ll go FAST (I believe!),” he added.

I know Donald. He has no shame and is equally comfortable putting his name of buildings, steaks, and fake universities. But this is a new low even for him – and it reeks of desperation.

Even Lower Low

Despite the jokes about how hard-up Donald must be in order to sell the clothes off his back (literally), here’s something the corporate media missed: It’s not the suit.

It’s the gala invite that came with the promotion. That’s right! He claims that anybody who purchases the complete set will “get an invite to a Gala Dinner” with him at Mar-a-Lago if you buy his trading cards with their delusional illustrations.

You, too, can win a chance (it’s a sweepstake, not a guarantee) to sit with the man and watch him eat well-done steak with extra ketchup at Mar-a-Lago… assuming Letitia James hasn’t taken Mar-a-Lago away from him before then.

Donald will sell access to anybody if they chip in a few bucks if it will help him pay the people whose job it is to keep him out of an orange jumpsuit.

Readers of my Substack already know that Donald’s legal bills are mounting and at least half of them are paid with donor money from his Save America PAC.

Why is this so bad for him?

Donald has to face the fact that not only do the courts know the Trump Organization inflated his assets and he lied about his wealth, but the public knows it too.

If that’s not humiliating enough, now they know he must rely on donations to his PAC to help pay his mounting legal bills—because he can’t afford it.

To make matters even worse for Donald, his lawyers are doing a terrible job. This year alone:

1. In NYC, The Trump Organization was found guilty of 17 criminal charges, including tax fraud and conspiracy. Now, only damages must be decided. They’ll be HUGE!

2. Donald has lost BOTH gag order cases, and they are now in effect. Jail time in 3… 2…

3. A federal judge ruled that E. Jean Carroll's defamation lawsuit against Donald Trump can proceed, after she already won the first case. And he’s defamed her AGAIN.

4. A federal judge in Florida fined Donald Trump and his attorney nearly $1 million for filing frivolous lawsuits against Hillary Clinton and others. But her emails!!

Donald once promised we’d get tired of winning.

No, Donald. We are not tired.

After all the pain you’ve inflicted on our country, we’re excited… to watch you lose. 🍿

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While it’s often gratifying to watch Donald finally pay the price, the bulk of my time is fighting to ensure my family’s despicable anti-democratic behavior doesn’t take over the White House. It’s exhausting, but I cannot stand by and watch Donald get away with theft, and destruction of our democracy.

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–Mary

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